Saturday, December 12, 2009

Kiwanis Charity Dinner

Yesterday I attended a charity dinner with my sister, Samantha and Mei San. We were invited by Edwin and we were told to dress up cos it was kind of like a semi formal event. So yeahh. I wore my maroon shirt and stuff and off we went! And when we arrived, I felt super overdressed cos there were people wearing casual clothes wattabish. There was one guy in a denim jean and normal tee. You know, outfits like that. It just seemed really really weird.

Since my sister did the picture snapping....
And since that this post was kinda HER idea....
Hehehehe....

I shall allow her....

One camwhore pic on my blog!
Just one.

OKK?? Happy mah? xD

I actually don't have much to write about so I shall just post more pictures than anything else. But I guess that will be alright with most of you cos I know you guys prefer to look at pictures rather than reading, right? Right.

Guest Of Honour or something.
She looks pretty in the picture... Which obviously got me excited... But when she came out.....
#$%^&*(
I realised that that was a picture of her like 20 YEARS AGO or something!!
Assholes!!


The girls.
Samantha . Mei San . Ah Ching

Edwin and his 3 sibehwannatakepic girls.
Blleekkk... =P


While waiting for the food, this kept Edwin and Ah Ching entertained.


Okay now we shall move on to the food! I actually only liked two dishes. The rest were just ... meh. I've had better, that's for sure. But who am I to complain, right? So here are the dishes we had.

Four Seasons Celebration Platter
This I liked.


Braised Shark's Fin Soup With Crab Meat
This was love!


Roasted Golden Chicken With Prawn Crackers
Okay okay only.


Steamed Red Garoupa With Superior Soya Sauce
Fish not fresh at all...
YUCK!!!

Braised Beancurd And Pacific Clams With Assorted Greens
Not too bad.


Fried Rice In Lotus Leaves With Dried Shrimps And Mushrooms
I hated this.
Never liked this dish in my life.


Mini Christmas Pudding
KANNINNEH.... This was BLERGH!

He hated it too.
So did the others <----- FACT


Chilled Honeydew With Sago And Vanilla Ice Cream
Mmmm.....
Nice... BTW.. The ice-cream was left to melt IN it....

And wine which Edwin got for Ah Ching...
He and I had beer instead.


Okay and that's all for the food. After the food, we camwhored here and there. Then the auction started and I have to say that it was pretty pathetic. The first item for auction was a holiday package and they started the price at RM1k. And nobody, I really mean nobody placed a bid on it. It was the most omg saddest thing I have ever experienced before and it went on like that for quite awhile. But much later, more people started to bid but it was still not much at all. And the same people were the ones bidding all the while.

Edwin's aunt was one of them and she got him a watch for RM1400. I'll post a picture of it later. So, okay pics of us and stuff.





Edwin receiving his watch.


A Jaguar watch.



There was also a lucky draw thingy and both Edwin and Mei San got something. Edwin's was a buffet for two and Mei San's was some thingy to promote blood circulation harhar. =p

And the rest of us got nothing. T_T











One last picture before we left.


And once I got home, I camwhored with my sister cos she kept bugging me!! In the privacy of our own home with HER makeup all on heehee. Okay fine I could't wait to get it over and done with!! We camwhored in the lift.... Zzzz.....





Okay the end!
Goodnight all!





No escaping when I start
Once I’m in I own your heart
There’s no way to ring the alarm
So hold on until it’s over

Currently listening to :- For Your Entertainment by Adam Lambert
My sister told me to write those lyrics.....

Wednesday, December 02, 2009

Snake in the toilet bowl!!

Does any of you know?
That although I was born in 1990.....
I am still a snake instead of a horse in the Chinese Zodiac??
Well thats because I was born BEFORE Chinese New Year....

But anyway....
Have a look at my distant cousin....

Hmmm....
Can see it clearly??
I wonder....
What if anyone of us were to just sit down there and do our biz??

For the guys....
Who knows what'll happen to our nuts??

As for the girls.....
Eeeewwww....
What if it went....
Say...
IN?!?!

AArrrgghhh!!!
Cannot imagine.....

Clearer now ehh....
Imagine you "kek sai"....
Then run as fast as possible to the nearest toilet....
Pull down your pants and sit....
Then you let go your "bombs"

What do you think will happen?
1) Bite your hanging balls?
2) Poke its head into your asshole/vajajay?
3) The snake DIES from the smell.....??
Beeaauutiiffuulll...........

By the way....
Its not my house....
Nor did I encounter this by myself....
Its just an e-mail sent to me by my Uncle.....

End of post for now.....

xD

Saturday, November 28, 2009

Lup Chuk

Monday was Artistic Skills class....
Had to do fruit carving as well as Lup Chuk...
Didn't have my camera with me then so had to rely on others for pics...
Aneh-Cha and I

Jackie and Patrick...
2 of the best carvers in DC30...

Our Lup Chuks...
Since I was sooo lazy....
I just made plums and berries...
Easy mahh...
All ROUND!!!
HAhAHAH!!!
Ayu feeling bored....
The apple was meant to be carved...
But oh well...
Ended up in her stomache anyway...
xD





Saturday, November 21, 2009

Le Brioche

As usual every Thursday we'll have to go for Le Brioche class....
Its a Bakery in our college actually....
(Taylor's School of Hospitality & Tourism)
Baisically, we need to produce Pastry and Bakery products to be sold there....
There's no standard menu to follow hence its completely up to us what we choose to produce.....
Went to college extremely early that day,
Was there at 7.15am...
Waited for my Aneh-Cha...
Aneh-Cha
Best at making Quiche Lorraine....
Learnt it from Cuisine Studio

Mr. Kao Lat...
Don't know what he really specializes in besides singing Hokkien Songs like Jipaban, Ai Pia Jia Eh Ia etc....
xD
Ming Jun and Gary
Poor Gary.....
For the first time since I've known him didn't utter a single word of vulgarity....
Cause he was soooo sick....
Weather these days' being a realy reeeaalllyyy BIG BITCH!!!
Aarrrghh!!
Yee Zhai...
Chinese Cuisine Chef in the making....
Make fabulous Tom Yam Fried Rice!!
Ben and Kok Li
Both trained at The Westin KL and Shook! respectively...

Yee Zhai making pizza dough....
Kao Lat preparing cookies...

Yew rolling pizza dough....

Ben playing with cookie dough....

Preparing to make Tiramisu

Patrick making his famous cream puffs.....



The sick Gary staring at his recipes....

Aneh-Cha rolling out his Short Crust....

20% of our food....

The gang fooling around....

Refilling the pizza

Henry piping cream puffs....

Having our lunch...
Had lunch with Lou Wong....

Sick Garu smoking MENTHOL because of his bad sorethroat....
Menthol ciggies refreshes and cools his throat he says.....
Aneh-Cha telling Gary,
"I slap you Gary....."
in reply to his earlier statement....
Clearing out stock

With Kok Li watching.....
And that concludes cthe end of this post!!
CIAO!!!

Sunday, November 15, 2009

Dinner at Bombay Palace

Went for dinner with the family sometime ago....
All the way to KL to Bombay Palace!!
Its been a few years since I've been there.... About 5-6 years maybe....


So as usual.... Ordered the spiciest food... =P
So typical of our family....

Myself enjoying the bread....
Mmmm....


My sister posing as usual...
Must've been messaging Zhi Lei whom was working part-time at that time....


Chicken Curry

Fish Curry....
This one didn't tast that good....
Lotsa coconut milk....
Aarrrggghhh......
Lady's finger!!
Mmmm...
My favourite!!
Mutton Curry

ANd lastly....
Best of all....
The Briyani rice!!!
End of post for now....
Next post will be more interesting...
PROMISE!!!
Not 1000 years old incidents.......
That has been stored in my laptop for too long....
xD













Soba Aglio

I have decided to try and REVICE my Blog after sooo long...
Lol!!
And hopefully this time I'll be able to maintain it...
Hahaha!!
7 lazy laa these days.... So busy....
So sleepy....
But anyway,
Will start with a short post first....
Just like an appetizer...
LOL!!
Me...
The Ah Beng cooking lunch....
Was so hungry...
Look at the way I stand laa Dei....
7 yau yeng right??
Please don't praise me....
Cannot accept...
xD
So basically..
After a year and 7 months at Taylor's University College learning Culinary Arts....
This is what you get....
Aaahhh....
Fusion!!
Soba noodles cooked Aglio style...
East meets West....
Damn awesome laa please....
Looks good...
And bloody tastes good too.....
Yet again...
Please don't praise me....
Cannot accept it....
=)
Till next time...
Hopefully tomorrow laa....
=)
CIAO!!!!

Monday, September 21, 2009

Thye's Farewell Dinner

It saddens me very much to say,
That Ah Thye has left for UK,
There goes 1 of my best pals,
My heng dai,
My teacher(back in school),
My Ajharn,
Sigh...
But at least....
I fulfilled my promise to you did I not?

So long has passed since I left you at HELP for Taylor's School of Hospitality & Tourism,
You told me, "Make sure you cook for me ahh..."
I still remember those words coming from your mouth as if just yesterday....

Well....
As hard as it may be....
As painfull as it may be....
I fullfilled my promise didn't I Ah Thye?
Though I wish so much that I didn't....
Cause then it would've meant you needn't leave....
=(
As gay as it may sound....
I really "mm seh tak" laaa....
No more sam si talk,
No more SERIOUS talk,
No more Fo Pai talk,

So Teik Lye came over with Wei Jung the other day....
About 1 week before Thye left....
As I promised him, I prepared dinner....
They came early however so of course we had to muck around and do some shit things right??
Dui bu dui?
So 1 of them was this....
Mr. Jung decided to copy my sister's friends and light his finger on fire....
*Using some alcohol jelly of somekind as fuel*

TADAAA!!!
Amazing!!
But.....
Of course....
Being the person I am.....
Cannot lose to others.....
Lit.....

4 fingers on fire instead!!
HAHAHAHA!!!
I beat you Jung!!

Sister and Jung memupuk Harmon-E-y....

Then when my sister went to the toilet....
Teik Lye did an awful thing....
How could you laa Teik Lye??
You know how sad my sister was?!?

He pulled out my sister's doggy's tail!!
TOL's tail!!
*TOL = Tub of Lard*
See his guilty face!!
LOL!!!
Joking laa....
My sister wasn't sad at all....

And so.....
After hours of preparation, dinner was finally served.....
I cooked...
While my girlfriend made the drinks....
Mojito!!
Mmmmm!! Love it laa!!!
And yes to those who are somewhat outdated...
I do have a gf now....

The Mojitos!!

And of course....
My cooking!!
Specially for Ah Thye!!!

Sorry yeaa Thye if it wasn't up to your expectations.....

Still in the learning process....

Give chance abit laa.... Hehehe....

Either way, I hope you enjoyed it yeaa.... Lots of hardwork in there!!! xD

Stir-fried Kangkung with Chilli

Blackpepper Chicken

Ham Yu Fa Lam
"Salted fish with Pork"

XO sauce Asparagus and Seafood

Kam Heong Chicken

Well....
I guess thats the end of this post....
Sent Teik Lye of on the 16th....
Take care Thye,
All the best to you!!
I know you'll do well and GOODLUCK!!!


=)

Monday, August 10, 2009

Training at The Westin KL

It was the last day for my Sifu....
He resigned and moved to the hotel right opposite The Westin.....
Aarrghhh!!
Which means.....
No more Sifu to teach me Dim Sum!!
Nooooooo!!
It was my off-day....
But since Chong Sifu had been so kind and taught me so much and stuff....
I figured I had to see him on his last day anyway....
I gave him a bottle of Absolut Vodka as a token of my gratitude....
Sigh....
But its still sad....
He taught me so much and have still so much more to learn from him!!!
His,
Wu Gok
Tan Tat
Ngao Lam Kuih Yeow
Octopus Ball
and sooooo much moorrreee lerrrr!!
There he is.....
Chef Chong Lim Fong
xD
He really looks like the "Bak Mou Seong" in his Chef uniform while doing his signature laugh!!
Hahahah!!
*No offense to Bak Mou Seong*
*Bai bai*
My Sifu and Ah Loon
Let's hope after I graduate I can get a job at the same hotel as my Sifu laaa....
=)