Monday, October 06, 2008

HI !
This is your lil sister reporting from her bedroom while you're in college.
Mwahahaha I get to skip school and you can't!
Lalalalala.


I woke up at like 11 today and mum made me eat more of your pasta.
OhMyGod so jelak.
And fattening.
):


Anyway, this post is merely to satisfy you.


I know how you wanted a pic of you feeding me but the pic mum took was so horrible that if it ever surfaced on the Net, I'd just like die.



So, hence this WONDERFUL pic ...



of your food digesting in my mouth.





Omgwtf I look so shitassed.
No guy is ever gonna wanna marry me after this.
Damn you.


*stabs your dimples*




Cannot cannot I damn malu.
Not only do I look like I'm on crack in the pic,
You look like some hamsap fella.
Which you are anyway.





So, a better pic of the both of us -






Okay byebye.

I shall annoy you more when you come home. =)

From your one and only AwesomeSisWho'sChio-erThanYou :D

Hehe self advert.

Cooking Spaghetti

Today...
I just had this sudden urge to cook....
So I did!!
Lool!!

Mum wanted me to cook spaghetti...
So being the good boy that I am....
I DID!!!
xD

So did the preparations of course...
Boil the pasta, sauce and all....

And started COOKING I did...

ME!!!

Cooking....


This one somehow looks like worms...
OMGZ!!!
WTFZ!!!
ZZZ!!!
But it tastes good OKK!!
LOOL!!!
"Quite oily. But I love the spices!!"


There was some macaroni too... So just cooked it as well laa...

END!!

Saturday, October 04, 2008

Sneak Peak!!

Post about my uncle's wedding coming up!!!
Some random pics of the wedding day....
xD



Sunday, September 28, 2008

MY defination of HOTNESS!!!

This post is specially for people like Vincent Wong Wei Jung and Lum Meng Leong
Not too long ago... Meng Leong asked me...
"Khy... What characteristics of a girl do you like?"

For my answer..

Please visit,

Anyway,

Thats NOT the point... What shocked me was this... Meng Leong.. Just like Vincent Wong Wei Jung insisted that Jessica Alba was HOT!!!


WTF!! UN-BEFUCKNGLIEVABLE!!!

My friends have indeed told me many times that my perception of beauty and hotness are very well... Umm... Shall we say, FUNNY??


So today... I shall TRY my best to explain to you my taste....

FIRST UP!!!

Jessica Alba

I honestly DO NOT see anything HOT about her...
Just cause she is Latina... Doesn't mean she's hot... DIAO!!


Her body may be hot but her face to me is a BIG NO NO....

Which brings an important point...
To me... FACE DOES MATTER.... No matter how hot the body, the face MUST be ABOVE AVEGRAGE!!!

So lets compare another celebrity with the same name as her...

Jessica Biel...

Whom I think is a thousand times HOTTER then Alba!!


Hmmm... Yes yes... I DO think without a doubt that Jessica Biel is MUCH MUUCCHH hotter/prettier!!

Another celebrity whom I think is hotter then Jessica Alba would be....


KATE BECKINSALE!!!

I can't help it...
But it seems that from whatver angle I look...
She is still better then ALBA!!!


Now for those who know me well...

You'd definately know that I actually prefer Asians to Caucasians...

REMINDER: I am no racist.. Just that I am more attracted to Asian

So of course!! Pictures of Asian girls are needed no?

Lin Zhi Ling

Now this is what I consider HOT!!!

Fuck Alba!!

She starred in Red Cliff

Her body is OHSOCHUN LAA WEEII!!!
Her body will smoke Alba's anyday laa please!!
*Although I do know she looks rather skinny in the pic*

But...

Watch the Red Cliff for yourself to see!!!

You'll definately agree!!

Its NO LIE!!!

And also...

I do defferenciate between CUTE, PRETTY and HOT too...

Hard to explain all the differences but here is what I consider in the "CUTE" category

Vivian Hsu
(Hard to find pics of her as she appears nude in almost all pics)

Fiona Xie

Second to Asians to me would of course be....

Latinas!!

Eva Longoria!!

I think there'll be no debate to this yes?

It is universally agreed that she IS INDEED HOT!!!

NEXT!!
PrisonBreak star

Danay Garcia


Well.. There are of course plenty more.... But this is just to give a rough idea....

REMINDER: I consider all pictures of the girls in this post to be HOTTER, PRETTIER and CUTER then Jessica Alba...

THANK YOU!!!

Friday, September 26, 2008

Yi Xuan's Tag

Taaaaaaag by Yi Xuan

RULE 1:Each player of this game starts off with 15 weird things / habits / little known facts about yourself. People who get tagged need to write a blog of their own 15 weird habits /things / little known facts as well as state this rule clearly. At the end, you need to choose 10 people to be tagged and list their names.No TAG backs!

1. I must change underwear EVERYTIME after I take them off

2. I walk in a very "tua lam par"(Big balls) type of way

3. I have very strong body language

4. I sleep ALOT!!!

5. I like listening to old songs

6. I am most comfortable when I have 1 leg up while sitting (Lang chia pek style)

7. I do lion dance

8. I do not like the sound of vacuum cleaners

9. I absolutely HATE yam

10. I looovvee eating CHILLI!!!

11. I do not like CLUBBING!!!

12. But I Loovvee KARAOKE!!!

13. I do not like cutting my nails

14. I prefer Asian girls esp. Chinese(inclusive of China, Taiwan, Hong Kong etc.)to any other race

15. I DO NOT THINK JESSICA ALBA IS HOT!!! SO SCREW YOU!! xD


I Tag :
1. Hui Xian
2. Hoo Sun
3. Shin Tyng
4. Shin Torng
5. Wei Guan
6. Xu Li
7. Lee Jen
8. Kitt Lei
9. Wai Yan
10. Gloria

Sunday, September 21, 2008

Meng Leong's Overdued Tag!!














1. The last(you mean currently?) person to tag you is?
Lum Meng Leong

2. What relationship of you with him/her?
Friend.

3. Your 5 impressions towards him/her?
Nice
Caring
Decent
Gentleman
Smart

4. The most memorable thing that he/she has done to you.
Ummm.... Not too sure leh..

5. The most memorable words that he/she said to you.
Dun laaaa.... (Back in primary school when anyone touched his infamous "KARIPAP HAIR!!"

6. If he/she becomes your lover, you will?
I will be WTF!?!
7. If he/she becomes your enemy, you will?
Be sad that our friendship almost 8 years would have gone down the drain..??

8. If he/she becomes your lover, he/she has to improve on?
Ooohh... Don't be such a good boy... xD (Though I must say he is improving edi)

9. If he/she becomes your enemy, the reason is...
Our different views in life....

10. The most desirable thing to do for him/her is?
Wahh!! I dunno... Learn to play futsall well?? WTF?!

11. The overall impression of him/her is...
Decent, honest guy.. The type girls can proudly take home and tell their parents, "This is my boyfriend"

12. How do you think the people around you will feel about you?
DAMN HE IS HANDSOME!!! Lool! Joke.. They think I am unapproachable...

13. The character of you for yourself is?
I dun understand...

14. On contrary, the character you hate yourself is?
I dun hate myself but I think the worst would be my unforgiving nature.. (Not that I plan to change anyway)

15. The most ideal person you want to be is?
GORDON RAMSAY!!! =] My idol!! In everyway!! That include the vulgarities!

16. For the person who cares and likes you, say something about them....
You're the best laaa!!
17. 10 people to tag:
Hui Xian
Wai Yan
Xu Li
Wei Guan
Candy
HUNNYBUNNY
May Ee
Poh Nee
Xin Gean
Hoo Sun

18. Who is number 2 having relationship with?
Single at the moment.. But I am taking the place soon... xD

19. Is number 3 a male of female?
Female...

20. If number 7 and number 10 be together would it be a good thing?
May Ee and Hoo Sun1?!? HELL NOOO!!! May Ee will KILL him!! Goooddd!!

21. How about number 5 and numeber 8?
Candy and Poh Nee... Besides the fact they're both girls... Based on their attitude, they'll go nowhere together...

22. What is number 1 studying about?
Foundation in Bussiness

23. When was the last time you had a chat with them? (Includes MSN)
Hui Xian-10 minutes ago
Wai Yan-2 days ago
Xu Li-3 days ago
Wei Guan-3 days ago
Candy-WAHH!! Long orrhh...
HUNNYBUNNY-4 days ago
May Ee-Was it Dina's farewell?
Poh Nee-Loonnggg orrhh....
Xin Gean-15 minutes ago
Hoo Sun -Yesterday

24. Is number 4 single?
Yeah she is, currently :).

25. Say something about number 2...
The tarantula loving, GOD loving, cookie loving, motobike loving and soon TO-BE KHY LI LOVING as well girl!! xD Mmuuaahh!! xD

Thursday, September 18, 2008

Dinner at Klang

Dinner was SUPPOSED to be with
Tham Wee Lee
Lim Han Quan

However,

due to some "REASONS"....
Wei Guan and Han Chuen couldn't make it....
So it was only the 5 of us....
I am not too sure what time we left but we arrived at Klang in 13 minutes...
Went to a certain Boston "something" restaurant....
Very famous for their Lala... Mmmhmmm...


Tham Wee Lee in the ONLY white shirt he has....

Btw.. Thanks for paying RM500 for the dinner... xD (Looooonngg story)

The OHSOWONDERFUL LALA!!!

FUCKING AWESOME laaa!!

Seriously!!


Does her pose look familiar??


Actually.... Yes... INSET: Picture of an amulet I am planning to buy... Loool!!

Powerfull INDEED!!! xD


As usual...

Camwhored on the way back....

What is an outing without camwhoring yes?


Myself, Xu Li, Hui Xian

Hoo Sun, Hui Xian, Xu Li


Hui Xian, Xu Li


Wee Lee, Hui Xian (Primary school friends that forgot about the existance of each other till they met Hoo Sun and I) xD


Xu Li driving Hoo Sun's car....

Looks so PANICKY...

Summore say she is STEADY...

zzzzz....

Monday, September 15, 2008

Granparents(2nd) Anniversary Prt3.



The last part has finally arrived!

xD

SO we went back to the hotel....

I admit...

I was a little high edi...





However,

I was still sober enough to camwhore...

xD

PS: The focus of this picture is the read patches on my body...

Clearer without flash... xD